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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team? The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"

"Why is the Mississippi so wide? Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse."

"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."

"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."

"The joys of whisky and children are the same... ... 5 years of age 10 years in the cave Bottoms up"

"I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish."

"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."