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Joke of the Day

"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""

"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"

"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte. ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^riposte ^^^^^^^^too"

"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""

"There are two types of people in the world Employed people and english majors"

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk"

"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."

"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""

"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"