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Joke of the Day

"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""

"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"

"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"

"Christy's husband wants to get divorced. ""No way, John!"" says Christy. ""Widow you took me, widow you leave me!""."

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"I'm gonna have sex on new year's day... To start the new year with a bang."

"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."

"The Story Of My Life"

"""It all started with a Klondike Bar.."" -Nostalgic Prostitute"

"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"