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Joke of the Day

"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."

"Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off."

"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"

"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."

"Three steps to start a relationship. 1- buy a sheep 2- name it ""relation"" 3- now you have a relationsheep."

"Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting."

"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke."