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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna have sex on new year's day... To start the new year with a bang."
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"-Do you take drugs? -No. -Ever tried them? -Never. -You seem very nervous. -I'm just not used to being questioned by a unicorn."
"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"
"So I know a joke you can tell Native Americans... Hopefully none of them giveaway the punchline."
"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"
"Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging."
"By now, I've stopped calling it ""sandwich"" meat and started calling it ""stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie"" meat."
"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."