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Joke of the Day

"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"

"I hate people who make cancer jokes. They have no sense of tumor."

"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."

"I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone."

"The internet is the devil sitting on the right shoulder of a man who suffers from insomnia, whispering in his ear ""you will never sleep""."

"Why was the plumber sad? He had a shitty job."

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."

"How to make Holy Water.. You boil the hell out of it."

"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"

"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."