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Joke of the Day
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."
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"On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three-quarters."
"Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away you'd know where to find them."
"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."
"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."
"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"