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Joke of the Day
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."
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"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."
"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"
"A gay deer eats what ? HEY HEY!!!!"
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"
"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."
"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."