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Joke of the Day
"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"
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"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"
"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."
"What is the difference between a Mother and Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so."
"2 things I hate; 1)Hypocrites 2)and people who don't finish anyth"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"
"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right"