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Joke of the Day

"Christy's husband wants to get divorced. ""No way, John!"" says Christy. ""Widow you took me, widow you leave me!""."

"I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look."

"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."

"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."

"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"

"How did Jack get rich? His bean-stock went up."

"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."

"I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius."

"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"

"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."