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Joke of the Day

"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."

"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."

"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"

"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."

"Uzbekistan Travel Advice In Samarkand some are kind and some are cunts."

"Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants."

"What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella"