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Joke of the Day

"SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??"

"INTERVIEWER: what do you consider your greatest strength ME: ... INTERVIEWER: ... ME (38 minutes later): I'd say promptness"

"Today's no reddit day. Don't reply to this"

"I threw up in a porta potty at a Winger concert back in 88' .... We did not have the internet back then so I'm telling you now."

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"I don't do cocaine I just like to smell it"

"My wife's resting in the garden. Well, at rest."