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Joke of the Day

"One time a girl tried sleeping with me for adderall... She was a total attention whore."

"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."

"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"

"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"i like my memes how i like my burgers... rare and hearty"

"*pulls fire alarm in apt building* *everyone runs outside* [Me on megaphone]IVE GATHERED U HERE B/C SOME OF U STILL HAVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP"

"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"