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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."

"Why couldn't the Mexican go hunting? Because he didn't habanero!"

"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing I've always been a whisk taker."

"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."

"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."

"I don't need a calendar to tell me winter is approaching *strokes wife's leg hair*"

"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"

"What should you do when you are cold? Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees"