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Joke of the Day

"You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts."

"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut .."

"Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree."

"yesterday at the mall a woman asked for my opinion between two men's shirts and immediately went to check out with the one i didn't choose"

"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!"

"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."

"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"