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Joke of the Day

"Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree."

"What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common? F***ing close to water!"

"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."

"What did the cat use to sharpen its claws? Me. Ow."

"How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people? He couldn't stand it."

"I'm about to pound some meat. Sadly this is not a euphemism. Again. *sigh*"

"Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""

"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."