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Joke of the Day
"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"
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"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"
"To the ""Girls gone Wild"" girls: When flashing your boobs try not to stick your tongues out. It makes you look trashy."
"I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy."
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."
"So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today."
"Those people who try to tear you down are just pissed that they can't reach you where you are standing."
"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"