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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"
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"Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks."
"Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is"
"I'm going to grab 'em by the pussy. Don't downvote me!! I'm being ""presidential"""
"My wife and I were convicted of paedophilia The kids are taking it pretty hard."
"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."
"My ex-wife's a whore! I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be so mean about my ex-wife. I love my ex-wife. The problem is; is that for twenty five bucks everybody else could too!"
"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""
"What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii"
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""