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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"
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"Anagram It told me to nag a ram."
"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"
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"It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!"
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"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""