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Joke of the Day
"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
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"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."
"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."
"I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire."
"me: they're having a special, buy 3 dvds get 1 free wife: so why do you have 4 space jam's? me: ...because it's buy 3 get 1 free"
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."
"Want to know how copper wire was invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
"""In case of emergency break glass"" Who do you think I am? Some sort of karate expert? I can't even open a Cheetos bag."
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"