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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."

"Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband."

"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"

"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"

"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"

"I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks."

"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."

"Did you hear about the assassin who was given forty years to complete his assignment? He had some time to kill."

"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"

"I lost the birth video of my son so I'm at the labour ward hoping to recreate it. I'll just zoom in close so my wife won't be able to tell."