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Joke of the Day

"Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger."

"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"

"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"

"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your house back, your truck back, your girl back, and your dog back."

"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."

"Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?' Brain: no,no,no,no Brain: Of course not. Brain: Say SOMETHING Mouth: 'Like a fat what?' Brain: Oh dear God"

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"What did the art major say to the law major? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"