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Joke of the Day
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
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"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"Why did the banker eat lunch by himself? Because he was a loaner."
"Im a bit hurt that my friends told me I'm condescending. Condescending is a big word that means you talk down to people."
"We're sneaking a couple 40s into Toy Story 3. We'll be the ones howling in the back anytime someone says, ""Woody."""
"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."
"Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy."
"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"
"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."
"My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve"