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Joke of the Day

"me: they're having a special, buy 3 dvds get 1 free wife: so why do you have 4 space jam's? me: ...because it's buy 3 get 1 free"

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"

"I'm agender and that gender is male"

"If only politicians kept their campaign promises... like Harrelson keeps his rampart."

"me: goodnight moon moon: i have a boyfriend"

"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"

"I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman."

"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."

"How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."

"Hard to watch The Flintstones these days... What with their drive-in movie theatres and caveman bowling alleys, it just feels so dated..."