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Joke of the Day
"Want to know how copper wire was invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
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"What's the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time."
"A baby seal walked into a club My son has a new stuffed animal"
"Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask ""Where should I put this horse?"" When she tells you, say no"
"What's the difference between a boomerang and a train filled with Jews? The boomerang comes back."
"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."
"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."
"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
"Your mom is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she's ready to blow."
"A lot of people tell me that I'm funny... So I guess it's a good thing that looks aren't everything"