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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."
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"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"
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"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."
"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"