32373
Joke of the Day
"Why do all zombies have sprained ankles?"
Next Joke
"I pick up my girlfriend at my her parent's house Her parents: She can eat anything except nuts, she is allergic to nuts. I reply, ""that may have ruined my plans for the evening"""
"Lethal tasers can be a real buzzkill."
"Holmes: ""I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?"" Watson: ""No, shit, Sherlock"""
"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."
"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
"What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear"
"What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are a faggot!"
"A man walks into a bar and says... ""Argh, fuck!"""