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Joke of the Day

"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""

"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"

"My girlfriend and my motorcycle have something in common. The faster I accelerate the ride, the more likely I am to break my crotch."

"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."

"Don't you just hate it when you finally get the courage to confess your love to someone and they just stare at you, meow and walk away."

"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"

"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !"

"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."

"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."