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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747 Concorde and F-16!"

"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"

"How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees."

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex will make your day, anal sex will make your hole weak."

"Watching seals have sex has got to be the most disturbing thing I've watched today over and over."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Grandpa. Shit, stop the funeral!!!!!"

"During the height of the Cold War, spies were prepared to commit suicide if caught, with the help of a tiny #weed cigarette."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."

"People tell me I'm confusing... I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint."

"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."