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Joke of the Day
"How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees."
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"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"
"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."
"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."
"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."
"And the bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle."
"What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment? Manet's."