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Joke of the Day

"People tell me I'm confusing... I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint."

"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."

"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"

"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when.. Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"[Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."

"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."

"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"

"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"