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Joke of the Day

"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."

"What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!"

"Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

"A deer stumbles out of the forest and says ""that's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first? The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions."

"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"

"mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]"

"(People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon."

"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."

"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."