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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."
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"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"
"Get a big metal box, label it ""TIME CAPSULE"" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like."
"if you wake up.... If you wake up in the middle of the woods and your butt hurts would you tell anyone? No! Wanna go camping?"
"Went early to my Tantric Sex class last night... Was told to come later."
"What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami? Won't get fooled again!"
"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"If life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic"
"Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned way - by not having enough money for food."
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"