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Joke of the Day
"Watching seals have sex has got to be the most disturbing thing I've watched today over and over."
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"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
"I don't know why I would want to ""Keep Up"" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)"
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"Me: And what do you do if I tell you I'm having a heart attack? Siri: I clear your browser history. Me: That's right darling."
"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"
"I was tickling my younger brothers feet last night, then my mother had a right go at me. Something about waiting till he's born first."
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"