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Joke of the Day
"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."
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"Did you know 94% of Fords are still on the road? The other 6% made it home."
"why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ATE 9."
"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."
"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."
"September was the first calendar month no NFL players were arrested in six years. Kudos to their wives for being so well behaved last month."
"You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam. If they let you, they're an idiot."
"Q: What color is a cheerleader? A: Yeller."
"What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?"
"1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider"