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Joke of the Day
"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."
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"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."
"Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs? Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer"
"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."
"I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, ""Dad, you look like a lobster."" ""Oh no,"" I replied, ""Am I burning?"" She said, ""No. Just very ugly."""
"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"
"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"
"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""
"How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one."
"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"