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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs."

"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"

"I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous."

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."

"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"

"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."

"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."

"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"

"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"