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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs."

"How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."

"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""

"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."

"I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful."

"Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college? So he could spend a semester a broad."

"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"

"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."

"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."