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Joke of the Day
"Q: What color is a cheerleader? A: Yeller."
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"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."
"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"
"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"
"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in a McChicken."
"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."
"Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty"
"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."