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Joke of the Day
"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."
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"A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller So I kicker her in the stomach."
"A guy calls the hospital. He says, ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" He says, ""No! This is her husband!"""
"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""
"What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin? Holy Sheet!"
"My mum showed my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all,"" said my girlfriend. ""Alright mum,"" I said, ""that's enough of the naked ones."""
"Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes."
"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""