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Joke of the Day

"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"

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"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""
"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."
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"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"
"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"
"A new card game It's called the Star of David. You take out all the cards you don't like, put a star on them, and then you burn them."
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