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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
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"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
"Waiter there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir he won't last long in there !"
"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."
"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"
"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."
"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"