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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."
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"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."
"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."
"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."
"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."
"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."
"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."
"What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels."