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Joke of the Day
"When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV? When they're in Denali."
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"Me: ""Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."" Friends: ""No thanks."" Enemies: ""Also no thanks."""
"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."
"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."
"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."
"How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet"
"So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing... i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, ""It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."""
"I drink to forget... my alcoholism."
"Rules of Hawaii Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"