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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"

"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!"

"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."

"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."

"What is atheism? A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word ""religion"" with ""set of beliefs"" if you're picky about that sort of thing"

"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."