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Joke of the Day
"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
Next Joke
"Just saw The Imitation Game & it was FILLED with historical inaccuracies about World War II. They don't even mention Captain America at all."
"After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive... Housing prices down."
"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"
"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."
"Are you in a fight with another person? Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem."
"Did you hear about Treant? He's thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I'm not sure I wood do that. He's barking mad if you ask me."
"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""