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Joke of the Day
"Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!"
Next Joke
"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the genes"
"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."
"I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. This cold I have is terrible!"
"What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX? Relaxatives."
"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."
"I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do."
"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"
"Guy comes to my door and asks if I want to be a Jehovah's Witness I said, ""Hey man I didn't even see the accident"""