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Joke of the Day
"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"
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"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."
"What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'? Pi(e)"
"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"
"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""
"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."
"My iPhone's device name is ""Titanic"". It's syncing."
"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"
"What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild? Fucking big ones!"
"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."