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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids? Aids develops itself"
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"""I'm thinking of running a marathon again."" I told my friend. ""You've run a marathon before?"" she asked, with an air of admiration. I said, ""No, but I've thought about it."""
"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy."
"People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's."
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."
"What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !"
"After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume."
"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters"
"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"