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Joke of the Day

"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"

"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"

"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""

"My dad wants to open a funeral home.. Doss Family Mortuary : ""We'll take care of your stiffies for you"""

"If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity."

"Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi."

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."

"Salt touched Pepper in a pervert way.Pepper says: ""This is assalt!"""

"Just passed a guy wearing a ""#1 Dad"" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck."