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Joke of the Day
"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
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"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"
"Wanna expand my polynomial?"
"Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51 he wants them deported immediately"
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."
"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."
"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."
"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"
"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"