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Joke of the Day

"If she's not ruining your life.....She's just not that into you."

"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."

"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."

"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"

"My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle."

"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."

"How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her."

"I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future."

"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."

"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."