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Joke of the Day

"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."

"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"

"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"

"-Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why..."

"Did you hear about the chronic binger who was allergic to his food? He bit off more than he *katchoo!*"

"After a long day of having my laptop fry my genitals, it feels good to lie in a dark room and have my phone screen fry my eyeballs."

"What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common? They are both straight until it gets hot."

"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."

"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."