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Joke of the Day
"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."
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"The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup Everyone can roast beef"
"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"I tried pot brownies for the first time yesterday They tasted funny, since you usually cook brownies in a pan instead of a pot."
"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? A Christian Bail"
"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"
"Did you hear about... ...the optometrist who fell in his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."